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July 30th, 2007

Boycott Chase Bank

Let me tell you a story about Chase Bank that I myself can hardly believe actually happened. I bank with USAA, the absolute best bank in the world, but a few weeks ago I sold a couple books to a neighbor for a total of $60. He wrote me a check drawn on Chase Bank.

USAA doesn’t have branches. When you need to make a deposit, you mail your deposit to them (it’s quick and easy, and they provide the postage-paid envelopes), or, you can scan the check and deposit slip, upload the images to them online, and they will instantly credit your account (actually, you still need to mail the originals to them after the fact). These are the days of direct deposit, so I only mail in checks infrequently. No ATMs is no problem, because I can use any ATM, and they reimburse me the fees charged, up to $18 a month. I never withdraw cash more than a few times a month, so my fees are never more than $10 or $12, all of which gets reimbursed to me.

Since I had this check from my neighbor, drawn on Chase Bank, I figured that rather than use an ATM to withdraw cash, next time I needed some I would just go into a Chase Bank branch and cash it. USAA is so good to me, I try to save them a few bucks whenever I can.

So I go into a Chase Bank branch, wait in line, and when I finally speak with the teller, she asks me if I am a Chase Bank customer. I say no, and she promptly informs me that they cannot cash the check.

“Why not?” I ask. After all, I have plenty of identification. What does it make a difference whether I am a Chase customer? They are only allowed to cash checks for Chase customers, she insists. Just to make sure she understands what I’m trying to do, I explain it again: I am not trying to cash one of my checks drawn on another bank, nor am I trying to deposit the check into a Chase Bank account. I am trying to get cash from one of their customer’s accounts on the basis of the check he wrote me.

She won’t budge. This is clearly an absurdity, so I ask to speak with her supervisor. She asks me to step to the side while she makes a phone call. After waiting a few minutes, a young man in his 20s, the customer service agent, comes up to ask how he can help. I go through the whole thing with him and he affirms what the teller said. Since I’m not a Chase Bank customer, they won’t cash the check.

“What am I supposed to do with it?” I ask.

“Deposit it at your bank,” he tells me, “or open an account with us.”

“Why should I have to deposit it at my bank?” I ask. “If I sign it over to my bank, all that happens is that my bank will present it on my behalf to Chase Bank for payment. Why would you accept the demand of my bank, which is only my agent, and not give me myself the money right now?”

“It’s our policy.” They won’t even make an exception for a pushy person like me.

I ask to speak to his boss. He goes back into an office and comes back a few minutes later telling me that the assistant branch manager will be out soon. A few more minutes pass, and she comes out, a black woman in her 40s, clearly very jittery about what she expects is going to be a confrontation.

I feel bad, because I don’t want to make her nervous. I just want to understand this ludicrous policy. I am very firm but try to be persuasive rather than aggressive. After going through the whole thing again, she stands firm. They will not, under any circumstances, cash that check unless I open an account with them.

“Our obligations are to our customers,” she says.

Oh really? Take a look at a check. Notice the words printed just to the left of the blank spot for the payee’s name. The Chase Bank check I received says “Pay to the order of,” followed by my name, and the sum is printed on the next line.

What kind of sentence is that, “Pay to the order of … the sum of $60″? Is it a question? Is it a simple declarative sentence like “The sky is blue”? Is it an exclamation like “Yee haw!” No, it is an imperative, an instruction, one might even say a command.

Boycott Chase Bank PicWho is giving the instruction? The guy whose check it is, my neighbor. Who is he giving the instruction to? His bank, the company that he has entrusted his money to, namely Chase Bank. What is his instruction to them, as their customer? “Pay to the order of Phillip Dennis the sum of $60.”

Their obligations are to their customers, but they flagrantly disregard their customers’ instructions. They were stiff-necked to the end and wouldn’t cash the check.

I stopped by other large banks to ask what they would do in a similar situation, and got a very different answer from them. As long as I could identify myself as the payee, they were obligated to cash the check. That’s what a check is, an instruction from the account holder to the bank to pay a certain amount to the payee.

If this had happened 100 years ago, this would have started a rumor that Chase Bank is insolvent and caused a run on the bank.

What’s the reasoning behind their policy? Isn’t it obvious? They don’t want to provide any service to people who aren’t generating revenue for them. Never mind that they want to charge you $2 to use an ATM, if you’re not a customer, you will get no service whatsoever from a teller, not even to cash a check drawn on their own bank. They also want to sign up new customers, since people who cash checks usually don’t have other banking relationships (otherwise they would just deposit the check). One more thing: by not cashing checks, they lengthen the amount of time before they have to make good on it, which means that they earn more interest on their account with the Federal Reserve. It’s good old-fashioned greed, and a mild but genuine form of the social evil Walter Rauschenbusch preached against early in the last century.

There’s one other thing I’m not happy with about Chase Bank. In the last couple months, I have been getting direct mail pieces from their student loan department that look like official mail. They’re in plain white business envelopes that say only “Student Loan Department” in the return address window. There’s nothing about Chase Bank on the envelope, so you don’t know who it is from. What bothers me is the big red rubber stamp across the front that says “2nd ATTEMPT.” I got another one later that says “FINAL ATTEMPT.” Naturally, I opened them up to see if I had somehow missed a student loan payment, but no, it is an advertisement for Chase Bank’s student consolidation loans. I have no relationship with Chase Bank whatsoever–no loans, no bank or credit card accounts.

They’re counting on the fact that people will open it up because it looks official and makes you think you’ve missed a payment. It makes me angry because if anyone else sees it (such as my mailman), won’t he also think I’m missing payments? Won’t he think it’s a collection effort? That’s what they want it to look like. As far as I am concerned, Chase Bank is defaming me.

Lots of other people, it seems, have had problems with Chase Bank too. Read these posts: Boycott Chase Bank and Customer Disservice. Some of the stories in their comments are hair-raising. Clearly Chase Bank is a despicable company.

I’m thinking about hiring a lawyer. This kind of unethical business practice has got to be stopped. I will never again give a $2 ATM surcharge to Chase Bank, and I hope you won’t either. If you’re looking for loans, credit cards, or a bank–BEWARE OF CHASE BANK!

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